Piñata Fanatic T-Shirts

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Cow Pinatas

Big Bang Theory.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Garbage Piñata

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

"Don't go in there!!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Pinata Zombies

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

How Piñatas Are Born

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

Pin-atas

Proctologists' Office Party Games

UFO

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

Hit Me

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

I should have known there was a catch when they asked for a volunteer to go South!

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

"How well do you deal with conflict?"

PINATA SURPRISE!