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Cow Pinatas

Snoopy with Laptop

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Big Bang Theory.

Garbage Piñata

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

The Velvet Mesquite

"Don't go in there!!"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

Vegetarian Birthdays.

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

'YAY! PATE!'

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

How Piñatas Are Born

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

A Real Pinata Surprise

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Pin-atas

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

Hit Me

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

Fast Food Sacrifice

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."