Piñata Party Lover Mugs

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cow Pinatas

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Big Bang Theory.

A Woman Holding Canapes

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Prosecco

Garbage Piñata

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

"Don't go in there!!"

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

PIna Colada

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

Whale Piñata.

Join me in a Caiprinha!

How Piñatas Are Born

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Pint

"I rushed here from surgery. I didn't have time to get into costume."

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

Cuthbert was a pit of a party animal

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'