Piñata Prankster Mugs

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

"See ya later, suckers!!"

Cow Pinatas

'Court's in recess!'

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."

Big Bang Theory.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Garbage Piñata

"Don't go in there!!"

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

Pinata Zombies

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

How Piñatas Are Born

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Proctologists' Office Party Games

Pin-atas

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'Another hit?' 'I'll stay.'

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

The new boss pi?ata brought fresh energy to office birthday parties.

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

Hit Me

"Eat your candy. There's obese children in America who'd beat you with a stick to eat that."

'Your sugar level is off the chart. Don't worry. We'll whip you back into shape in no time.'

"Your blood sugar tested positive for fruits and vegetables."

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

"Good news...your stool sample revealed it was only a Tootsie Roll. Bad news...I'm going to have to go back in and make sure I got it all."

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."