Piñata Prankster Pillows

"It's all fun and games until El Piñata strikes back."

'Court's in recess!'

"My biggest weakness? I'm a perfectionist."

"Car accident? No, I volunteered to hold the rope for the pinata at my son's birthday party!"

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

Whale Piñata.

How Piñatas Are Born

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

Proctologists' Office Party Games

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

"No dessert until you eat all your candy."

'Oy!...Did you spill my pinata!?'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"I don't know, Jed. Sometimes I think people don't realize the health benefits of free-range pinatas!"

Hit Me

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

'Candy? No, those are filled with sour grapes, shriveled bits of dreams and I.O.U.s.'

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."