Stone Smasher Prints

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Businesswoman Empowerment

'I didn't get the promotion. The interviews took place in the men's room.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"If I have one life to live let me live it as a blonde CEO."

"But we've been interviewing like this for years...why would we want to change now?"

"Welcome to our symposium on sexism, and a special thanks to all the lovely ladies who brought a plate."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Age 42: Still stuck at the children's table.

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Look out, here comes the old man

Woman is held back in her career by a male boss

Musician hurts his nose.

"Workboy"

"I like 'Cinderella' - it's just that I feel the characters of the stepsisters are underwritten."

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

"Just when the glass ceiling's become the glass floor we have to worry about upskirting."

Women's day - place to work.

Sale.

"What impertinence! You want to be paid as much as the men? Isn't it enough that you're treated as badly as your male colleagues?"

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

Warranty Void

"How's your blogging going?"

End Gay Stereotyping Now!

At Times the Term "Joystick" Was a Misnomer.

Talking Copier: 'You pushed the wrong button muttonhead.'

Destroying Music Speakers.

My brother likes computer games very much.

"I'm afraid George won't be in today. He's about to get a repetitive strain injury."

"Good. Now punch in your password."