Rock Smasher Extraordinaire Gifts

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Lou Reed

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Rocking Panda

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Rock n'roll.

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"The bad news is my doctor limited me to one glass of wine per day. The good news is I get to pick the glass."

Musician hurts his nose.

Miss T-T

Dolores O'Riordan caricature

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

"And last but not least, organizational psychologist Ron Haynes, who limits my switching of guitars to at least every other song."

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

Hmmm