Patriarchy Smasher Gifts

"Remember, pretend it's the patriarchy."

'We used to be a patriarchy, but lately we've been more goddess-centric.'

"After 10 broken keyboards, I finally bought him one that's designed for someone who bangs on it when they're mad."

"I'm the kind of woman nobody calls pumpkin."

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

Musician hurts his nose.

''The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth'? -- How patriarchal can you get?'

'A glass ceiling?...Don't be ridiculous. The sign works just fine.'

"Sometimes I like to browse the men's section just to screw with the patriarchy."

Martial arts man chops bricks for workmen

"I'm really proud of my daughter. She's a thorn in the side of the patriarchy."

City travel agency: 'Send me somewhere with women who appriciate a real man!'

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Warranty Void

"How's your blogging going?"

I love badminton.

"Did we tell you? Debbie's going to be on 'Car Talk.'"

"Imagine a world without men. No crime and lots of fat happy women."

The idea that the firm is dominated by boring white middle aged male lawyers is clearly wrong...for example I know for a fact that Gerald wears a basque under his suit. And I used to be called Mary!

"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's white cisheteropatriarchal standards of beauty."

End Gay Stereotyping Now!

Destroying Music Speakers.

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."

"Good. Now punch in your password."

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.'

'We've come to expect the drum beat of bad news, but are the cymbals really necessary?'

Monk destroys a question mark.