Smash Master Gifts

I love badminton.

"Tommy!"

The Perfect Cannonball

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

Important Muscles.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'It just came out. It handles forehands, backhands and overheads all in one motion.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Just Stop Oil Painting

"You have to fly me up there! I'm the only one who can help Godzilla with his form!"

'Did you see my ball come by here?'

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'

"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

"Let's see...how would Arnie handle this?"

Frankenstein as a boy

the Carpenters greatest hits...

Anabolic Steroids

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

'I think we better get started on that other arm.'

Working Out

Consoles.

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

'The new physio's red hot on pre-match stretching.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 32

Shriek! Scream! Yell louder. Bellow! More rage, please. Debate club?! Yeah. They switched to a cable tv talk show format.

"What the hell is all this?"

High board diver divining for the water.

'For the record I find creamed asparagus evil too.'

"Alright Mr. Caldwell, you're all sewn up. Please be sure to fill out the online survey and don't forget to tip. Thanks."

Smoking area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addiction to ten-minute breaks.