Shock Master Gifts

"Yikes! You scared me. Don't ever sneak up on me like that again!"

"Tommy!"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Ice Skater

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

Screensaver says project compiling.

'This bed comes with a remote monster-under-the-bed option.'

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

Couch potato.

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Stun-gun target practice.

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

Chillaxing!

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Ernie's a procrastinator who lives life to the fullest --- He lives each day as if it's his next-to-last!

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

Bill's well-being saw a marked improvement once he traded his life coach for a life couch.'

"A good vacation helps to unwind."