Shock Master Prints

"Yikes! You scared me. Don't ever sneak up on me like that again!"

"Tommy!"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

The Perfect Cannonball

Ice Skater

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Screensaver says project compiling.

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

Couch potato.

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

Stun-gun target practice.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

Jeepers Creepers Billy, Can you wait until halloween to wear that? You're scaring me half to death.

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Chillaxing!

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

Bob begins every day with Tie Chi

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

"A good vacation helps to unwind."

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"