Shock Seeker Prints

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Muscles

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Ghost School.

Ice fisher.

"We're exclusively delts."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Bench Press Accident

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Exercise Bars

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Skiing

Sweet surprise.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Tic-tac-toe

Problem Solving