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Palais des Beefcakes. Pop! Randy is … A male stripper … I feel like throwing up. I feel like blackmail.

'And what makes you think this classroom wasn't wired properly?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Muscles

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Ghost School.

Ice fisher.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"We're exclusively delts."

Bench Press Accident

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

Tic-tac-toe

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Exercise Bars

Problem Solving

'Screen saver. . . or did his computer freeze again?'

Skiing

Sweet surprise.