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"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'Isn't it great. It's made from that certain part of the male body.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

Beef Stew.

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

"If I paid you what you're worth, you'd be working for nothing!"

Crisis of values

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Investments: Buy local! Our 'Value' funds are all New York values.

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Stun-gun target practice.

"That fly paper's paid for itself."

"No, I don't recycle."

Venezuela, Saudi Arabia, Russia and Qatar agree to freeze oil production

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Meet the Artist

"That's way out of my price range..."

"It's your mother calling."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

'It's a sunset, Billy. It's not selling anything.'

"The bowling ball represents what you want to be paid, while the mini-pea represents what I think you're worth."

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

"The great is $54.99, and I do have a near-great for $23.99."

"This is our newest drug. It's currently undergoing rigorous testing to see how much we can charge."

'Dad, can I put my pocket money into a pension fund to protect me from the economic winter?'

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"