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"I can't quite picture who would enjoy a gift in that price range."

Beef Stew.

'It's half as good as our $10 special.'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Three businessmen using a pulley system to change a graph

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Who's ready to see what's going to happen in the fourth quarter?"

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

Wearing a sales chart as a name badge.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Customer Convention

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Business Outlook

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

'I took my money out of the bank and put it into municipal bonds...'

"And this all happened in the last week..."

'He's a great leader...he doesn't care who gets the credit...as long as he gets the money.'

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'