Value Shopper T-Shirts

Handcuffs: Steal one pair, get the second pair free!

"It must be good wine for twenty bucks a bottle!"

Jesus saves.

Cut Price

A women in a shoeshop.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

I thought you said Megson couldn't be bought.

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Sale.

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Customer Convention

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

Self-Checkout.

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

Crisis Buzz.

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.