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The Euro Store. Formerly, the Dollar Store.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'We are entering an era of thrift, so in place of champagne and canapes, there will be a jumble sale.'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Sale.

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'He must be going economy!'

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

'Can I ask you what you've had to eat this morning, Sir? . . .Have you evacuated your bowels since then? . . . I'm afraid I'll have to charge you for the additional weight.'

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Let's go home and come back next year. It's Ground Hog Deficit!'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

DIY marriage counseling.

An airplane with a sardine can opener instead of a door

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Okay then, what wine do you have if we go up to the four dollar range?"

'Any other husband would hire two pairs of skis.'

The spend is high

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

Expensive greeting cards.

Crisis Buzz.

'He left me McDonald's coupon's for a tip.'

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

The Bargain Brand

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"