Shock Artist Prints

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Interpretive napping

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Deforestation in Romania

Medieval Knievel

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Stun-gun target practice.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Killer Hals

"The end of my wife's rope is near"

Mime Prison

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

Shark Bomb

"What made you think I would draw you?"

No caption (An artist paints a square hole she's sawed out of a wall).

"Say when!"

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

Changing Rooms Uncut

Multi skilling costs jobs.

That guy? He does static shock.

"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"