Theatrical Surprise Artist Prints

Woman pulling the mask off a man to reveal the same face underneath

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Extreme miming"

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Take a bow!

'They were all out of roses.'

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Medieval Knievel

"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Air Sitar.

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"How many surprise witnesses do you have in that little car?"

Please consider donating your cancelled ticket so that we may sing again for you very soon.

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Scottish Love

Cow's Surprise Party.

Performance Artist - Gone to put you off your lunch.

Houdini's Dog.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Hell's freezing over. The only thing I can figure is McWit Construction actually finished a job on time.'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

Pola Negri

I'm leaving the band in order to pursue a solo career.

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.