Static Shock Humorist Prints

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"The Eggsorcist"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

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Guide fish.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Magic Act

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Shark Chum

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Fish Farm.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Pastor of Muppets

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'That's Hindenburg for you. Just can't express his anger in a positive way.'