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That guy? He does static shock.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Football Chameleon

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"The Eggsorcist"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

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"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Guide fish.

The world's first exploding cricket box...

Magic Act

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Shark Chum

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Another hot flash?

Actually, I prefer to think of my body as repurposed.

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Fish Farm.

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Pastor of Muppets