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Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Football Chameleon

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"I said slime."

"The Eggsorcist"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

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"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Interpretive napping

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Adam and Eve, as old people.

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The world's first exploding cricket box...

'Sheep striptease'.

"I've come to stage in my life-cycle where just landing on stuff isn't good enough anymore."

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Moon Pies.

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Snowman Tattoo

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's obviously an original."