Instrumental Humorist T-Shirts

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"The Eggsorcist"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Radiator jazz player

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

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Elevator Music

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Guitar pickin'

Rap-scallions

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'