Shock Artist Pillows

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Interpretive napping

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

Deforestation in Romania

Medieval Knievel

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Stun-gun target practice.

"The end of my wife's rope is near"

Killer Hals

I can never remember which colour is 'live'. - 'I wish there was a simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it! Lick it! Lick it!' - 'I wish there was a safe simple way to tell.' - 'Lick it gingerly.' -

Shark Bomb

"What made you think I would draw you?"

"That reminds me, I must buy a new shredder."

"Say when!"

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

Volcano and plane

Two protesters; one is holding a sign that reads "No War" while the other is holding a sign that reads "Some war".

"It's my new Taser app, Dave. What do you think?"

That's right! I'm River Banksey!

"Look! It came pre-defaced by the artist."

Changing Rooms Uncut

"Ted! It's fallen down! Ted!"

Multi skilling costs jobs.