Slapshot Artist Pillows

Face painting.

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

'Oh no. How are you going to get it out of that little hole?'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

'You're probably just trying to get our attention, son, and believe me, you've succeeded in a big,big way.'

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

'He's an experienced golfer! Experienced in sand traps, water hazards and slicing.'

Exploding Rock to make the perfect Sculpture.

Puddle Jumper

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

"Say when!"

David lived in constant fear that his mother would confiscate his slingshot

"Y'know, I'm also into gene editing."

Boy finds a real foot in his Christmas stocking.

Graffiti Artists.

'Puck!'

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'

Mr. Popularity.

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

"Ooonk! Too much club."

I invited him to join me for a couple of laps and he drank half the pool.

"I SAW THAT."