Slingshots Pillows

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

A Rifle Competition in the North

Whatever!

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"It helps prevent side collisions."

Psychological Warfare Target Practice

"I'm using a silencer!"

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

Hit a duck, win a prize.

'You better have a hunting license.'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty