Slingshots Prints

Snowman slingshot

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Pointing.

'Okay, on the count of three we fight back. One. . . Two. . .'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Whatever!

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

A Rifle Competition in the North

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

"The only think we'll be able to shoot at soon will be that right to roam lot..."

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

A man shoots at a drone.

"It helps prevent side collisions."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Hit a duck, win a prize.

"Get me my gun. I want to squeeze off a few last rounds."

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

'You better have a hunting license.'

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

"I'm using a silencer!"