
Dispose of pests humanely
Decorate their space with vibrant prints that celebrate the quirky world of snail slingshot enthusiasts. A perfect gift to add personality and humor to any room.
Dispose of pests humanely
The Zoo.
"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"
Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop
"I want to make it before I hit thirty."
"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"
Slug Bait- snails love it
"Trust me. Don't do it."
Snail Racing
Local food for local consumption
"I'm a monster."
Snail Pattern Balding.
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".
Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.
Ewww
"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."
'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'
Snail Coach
"Oh that, that's my holiday home."
"You're right, I can totally see my lung."
Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'
'Stress'
Congratulations! When are you due?
'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'
"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."
Transylvanian Snails.
Repossessions
"He's at that awkward age."
'The escargots are underdone.'
"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."
On holiday...
Snail trap
"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."
'Love your renovations.'
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