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Dispose of pests humanely

The Zoo.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Snail Racing

Local food for local consumption

"I'm a monster."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Ewww

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail Coach

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

'Stress'

Congratulations! When are you due?

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

Transylvanian Snails.

Repossessions

"He's at that awkward age."

'The escargots are underdone.'

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

On holiday...

Snail trap

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

'Love your renovations.'