Snail Slingshot Enthusiasts Mugs

Dispose of pests humanely

The Zoo.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

Snail Racing

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Snail Pattern Balding.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I'm a monster."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail Coach

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Stress'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Transylvanian Snails.

"He's at that awkward age."

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

'The escargots are underdone.'

Repossessions

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

Snail trap

On holiday...

'Love your renovations.'

Arctic Snails.