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The Zoo.

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Local food for local consumption

'Do you mind!!?'

Snail Man

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Ewww

'Is the water cold?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"I'm a monster."

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Congratulations! When are you due?

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'Stress'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail Coach

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail Mail

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

'The escargots are underdone.'

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

Snail crossing