Snail Speed Enthusiast Prints

The Zoo.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Do you mind!!?'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Is the water cold?'

"I'm a monster."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Snail Pattern Balding.

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snail Man

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Stress'

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Snail Mail

Snail Coach

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

Snail trap

Snail crossing

'The escargots are underdone.'