"I'm a monster."
Snail Pace Enthusiast T-Shirts
Express your love for taking it easy with our charming t-shirts for snail pace enthusiasts—comfort and humor combined for a relaxed style.
Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.
The Zoo.
Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop
Wordplay: Gastropod.
"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"
"I want to make it before I hit thirty."
"Trust me. Don't do it."
Local food for local consumption
Slug Bait- snails love it
"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"
Snail Racing
'Do you mind!!?'
Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.
Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".
Snail Man
"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"
"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."
Ewww
Snail Pattern Balding.
'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'
Snail Coach
'Stress'
Congratulations! When are you due?
Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'
"Oh that, that's my holiday home."
"You're right, I can totally see my lung."
Snail Mail
'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'
'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'
"In your own time, Brian, in your own time."
'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'
On holiday...
Snail crossing
Unique Whale Migrating Methods.
Snail Pace Enthusiast T-Shirts Collection
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