Snail Pace Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm a monster."

Snail stuck behind student driver thinks 'Just my luck'.

The Zoo.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Snail Racing

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'Do you mind!!?'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snail Man

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail Mail

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail Coach

'Stress'

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'I'm sorry, but just don't think I can handle a long distance relationship right now.'

Snail trap

'The escargots are underdone.'

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

On holiday...

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."