Slingshot Aficionado Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Bird Symbol Hunting

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'When an outboard goes overboard'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

Coarse Fishing.

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"Hey, coach. Was it 'keep your head up, feet apart and eyes straight ahead', or 'Feet up, eyes apart and head on straight', or..."

Pistols at dawn.

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"This is my crab!"

Mood Swings.

David lived in constant fear that his mother would confiscate his slingshot

A bird crash.

Golfer Snooker.

Snowman slingshot

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

"So, David. Do you have a permit for that weapon?"

'Puck!'

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

The Creature from the Black Lagoon: Monster, Myth and sucker for a well tied fly.

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'