Slingshot Adventurer Pillows

"Hey, coach. Was it 'keep your head up, feet apart and eyes straight ahead', or 'Feet up, eyes apart and head on straight', or..."

Haircuts

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

Sunburn.

'EEEEHA!'

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

David lived in constant fear that his mother would confiscate his slingshot

Yes, mom, I'm wearing clean underarmor.

Snowman slingshot

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

"So, David. Do you have a permit for that weapon?"

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Bringing even more fun and excitement to the game, major League Baseball places Slip N Slides in front of second, third and home.

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

Mountain climbing, next exit...(Man posting sign falls).

Racing the Grim Reaper.

Bad Hair Year

Captain Curling Iron.

Ok, one more flying squirrel, then you'll have to chase regular squirrels again.

Ski Lift

"Laugh all you want, I know it's a wig, but it's keeping me warm!"