Slingshot Adventurer Gifts

Haircuts

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"Would you look at that! Timmy was overwhelmed at the thought of his first shearing, but now, he can't stop talking to his friends about it. . ."

'Bob, you're spending too much time deer hunting. It's starting to show on you.'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'

"Do my hair like Boris Johnson."

A picture can be much more interesting if taken from a strange or funny angle.

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

The Hot Air Sports Club AGM

Sunburn.

'EEEEHA!'

David lived in constant fear that his mother would confiscate his slingshot

Rapunzel, on one of her really bad hair days. . .

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Mountain climbing, next exit...(Man posting sign falls).

"So, David. Do you have a permit for that weapon?"

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

Bad Hair Year

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Racing the Grim Reaper.

Man looking in mirror at the barber's.

Captain Curling Iron.

"Laugh all you want, I know it's a wig, but it's keeping me warm!"

'Bloody hell, Delilah - cornrows!?'

Ski Lift