Slingshot Enthusiast Gifts

David lived in constant fear that his mother would confiscate his slingshot

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

"I SAW THAT."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Coarse Fishing.

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

People on a sledge

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Mood Swings.

"This is my crab!"

A bird crash.

'What's it this time?'

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

"Keep going Hank, you almost have it."

"So, David. Do you have a permit for that weapon?"

'Puck!'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."