Slingshot Enthusiasts Gifts

"So, David. Do you have a permit for that weapon?"

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Mood Swings.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

'What's it this time?'

A bird crash.

Mood Swings.

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

David lived in constant fear that his mother would confiscate his slingshot

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.

'Puck!'

An accident could be on the cards

"Keep going Hank, you almost have it."

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

'It's a note from the fish: 'We're on holiday, no flies for two weeks.''

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

"In conditions like this, I think the hot coffee would keep us warmer being poured inside our waders."

'When does salmon season start?!'

I bragged about catching a fish a meter in lenght but it was the size of a sardine.

"Having any luck?"