Slingshot Enthusiasts Gifts

"So, David. Do you have a permit for that weapon?"

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Mood Swings.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

'Do you mind checking my screech for typos?'

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'Come, Darling! Let us give in to our most primal urges!'

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"Hey, coach. Was it 'keep your head up, feet apart and eyes straight ahead', or 'Feet up, eyes apart and head on straight', or..."

David lived in constant fear that his mother would confiscate his slingshot

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Mood Swings.

'What's it this time?'

A bird crash.

Snowman slingshot

Man with 'starter pistol' mugs runners.

An accident could be on the cards

'Puck!'

"Remember me? You caught me on the Beaverkill, opening day, 1952."

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

"Keep going Hank, you almost have it."

'A meeting of the 'Bandy' association for the promotion of 'Hockey on the ice.''

"In conditions like this, I think the hot coffee would keep us warmer being poured inside our waders."

'When does salmon season start?!'

I bragged about catching a fish a meter in lenght but it was the size of a sardine.

'It's a note from the fish: 'We're on holiday, no flies for two weeks.''

You're floundering, Al. The New Jersey Flounder season doesn

Skeet Shooting Academy. congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats, don't toss your cap in the air ... Congrats ...