Slingshot Aficionado Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: slingshot.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Hacking through ice in order to fish

Bird Symbol Hunting

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"Behind the back, between the legs, around my disappointed parents, nothing but net."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'You hate to see this kind of thing.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing.

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

Coarse Fishing.

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"Dude, you shot my out with that stupid thing! Now my depth perception is going to be off!"

Pistols at dawn.

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

A bird crash.

"This is my crab!"

David lived in constant fear that his mother would confiscate his slingshot

Mood Swings.

Golfer Snooker.

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

"So, David. Do you have a permit for that weapon?"

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'Puck!'

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Conservatives Return a Minority in 1859 Election