Slapstick Adventurer Gifts

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Comedy Cafe

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

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