Slapstick Fun Gifts

'He believes in making a good impression.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Comedy Cafe

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Pie Charts, Inc.

"Ever since the layoffs, I feel like we've been doing the work of twenty clowns."

Shaving

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

He hurt himself taking out the Christmas tree? But it's February! That's not all, he tripped over the jack-o-lantern!

The Second Fall of Man.r

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"I got a banana peel to slip on. What did you get?"

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8