Slapstick Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"You're not stepping on it right."

Antoinne the Psychic.

Warning! Do not slam into this sign while chasing after fly balls.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Closed due to nasty Freudian slip.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

The Second Fall of Man.r

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

"Ready...."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'This gene is necessary for experiencing pleasure when watching 'The Three Stooges'. It occurs only on the 'Y' chromosome.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

"If Timmy Had a Wiener Dog"

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'