Slapstick Humor Aficionado Gifts

Ballerina kicking another dancer in the face.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Beware of Falling Notice.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Ready...."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Kiss me Hardy.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

"Is that a piano?"

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.