Slapstick Humor Lover Gifts

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

Beware of Falling Notice.

The less popular burning tongue festival

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

George the small-time crook would soon find out that 'sticking his fingers in an ink-pad' was not such a good idea!

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Banana Thief

'Apparently I've not been hitting my performance targets.'

'Hold still, Cunningham. A career-ending injury will save you the embarrassment of being cut from your team.'

Fishmonger tipping goldfish bowl to join other fish on his stall.

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Hey - guess who I ran into today..?"

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Would you like to try them out?"

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Moebot

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

Magician makes a smell

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Custard pie or not. It's still considered assault!'

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'