Slapstick Humor Lover Pillows

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

Beware of Falling Notice.

The less popular burning tongue festival

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

George the small-time crook would soon find out that 'sticking his fingers in an ink-pad' was not such a good idea!

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Banana Thief

'Apparently I've not been hitting my performance targets.'

'Hold still, Cunningham. A career-ending injury will save you the embarrassment of being cut from your team.'

Fishmonger tipping goldfish bowl to join other fish on his stall.

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

"Hey - guess who I ran into today..?"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Would you like to try them out?"

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

The Second Fall of Man.r

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

GARDU VIN! (BEWARE!). Clown sees several pies to beware of.

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

Moebot

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Magician makes a smell

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

The sudden extinction of Neanderclowns

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'