Slapstick Humor Enthusiast Gifts

Little did Billy know, he was about to walk into an open manhole. . . luckily he wasn't the first.

"Fiddler off the roof..."

"He tripped over the 'wet floor' sign before banging his head on the 'Low Headroom' warning!"

"You're more than welcome to join my husband in the hot tub if you so wish."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Comedy Cafe

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Beware of Falling Notice.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Watch carefully...it hurts when I do this."

Shaving

"It will be okay to hop when you go home but don't try to run."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm not normally a big fan of slapstick comedy, but seeing ol' Hotchkiss there..."

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Ready...."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

"He didn't slip on even one of those peels..."