Slapstick Humor Fan Gifts

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Tightrope #1 Tightrope walker about to step on a banana skin

'Thank heaven's I'm wearing clean underwear.'

The early days of the film industry: 'This is your last chance, Mr Director! If it doesn't work, we'll forget this newfangled thing!'

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

As a cleaning woman mops the floor a man with no shoes on and wine grapes on his feet walks by.

Knife thrower sneezing and hitting his apprentice

'Remember to put your foot in it.'

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

Old fashioned cars.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Murphy's Slaw.

"A banana Grace left in my room four weeks ago."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Beware of Falling Notice.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

"Ready...."

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

'Kiss me Hardy.'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'I'm too clumsy to do anything else..'