Slapstick Comedy Gifts

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'

ACME Rake

Bob had the misfortune of being haunted by the Three Stooges.

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Beware of Falling Notice.

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Shaving

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Never mind your technology, in my day we had to deliver our jokes by hand!"

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Mr. Wiggles learns in a hurry the difference between rodeo and circus clowns."

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Clown balancing on various objects looks with worry at the two children eyeing up the football supporting it all

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

'Was that yours Clarrie, or one of mine?'

"Trust me, boss, he knows his pies...he just needs more retraining."

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Hi ? I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help you.'

'I punched the timeclock and it punched me back.'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

Dectectives with a dog and two dectectives on all fours like the dog

Rural Life - A man trampled by pigs

'Quick! ontact my doctor!'

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"Sir, I'm afraid there's no easy way to say this..."

Soccer player upside down in air, slipped on a banana peel.

"Is that a piano?"

'Still getting the hang of laser surgery'

'And watch out for the ... ice.'