Slapstick Lover Gifts

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

Painter Achieves A Few Seconds Of Flight As Ladder Falls

My Ass is on Fire!

"Isn't Jim Carrey getting too old to make Jim Carrey movies?"

"Why is it, Oogluk, that though the years may come and the years may go, you still never fail to find it amusing when someone slips and falls on the ice?"

'This is the first time you've ever noticed my shiny waxed floor.'

'Always start off with a joke, try to lighten the mood a bit.'

A clown is being executed by having cream pies thrown at him.

Clown Auditions.

The 3 Stooges of Man

'PBS has such sophisticated comedies -- that guy just got hit in the face with a crème brulée.'

Magician makes a smell

'That's not funny, Fred.'

Man falls onto safe.

Always leave the booth at the sound of the BEEEEEP!

'Right Henshaw, let's show them we mean business...'

Rowan Atkinson,

Duel of the clowns

"I'm Freddy Cucumba! I on half of this company."

A man painting the words 'The End' falls down a manhole.

"She thinks she's smarter than we are because she has a sheep skin."

"I've told you before - you read far too many comic hooks."

"Does it hurt if I press here?"

Quality Control at The Comedy Works

A doctor runs away from a cellphone

"If this works, I'll pass the results on to young people."

Moebot

The Banana Crime

'Ah! ... sorry.'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

'We'll return to the evening news right after this message from the Three Stooges....'

Marriage counsellor asks: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

Dramedy: "I'm leaving you."

"Would you like to try them out?"